ahlistenalison:

true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch

(via fakersandheartbreakers)

astrozombina:

oh my god im an adult when did that happen? the musical

featuring the hit song: “why are all my friends having babies?”

(via racherfaith)

Anonymous asked: damn girl you fine

damn girl you lyin

• doctor: are you sexually active
• me: i'm not even physically active

unironicgoth:

my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees 

(via courted)